Do I really HATE Warriors? (spoiler alert)

[GothicKitten]

I know it sounds impossible, but this series has shattered my soul. I used to love it, I used to dream that it could be real. But reading it more, I realize how stupid it has become. Respectable characters are dying, and the fans are even more dispicable. They act like these books do no wrong, and love the most retarded characters. How can they love Firestar? How can they love Hollyleaf? How can they love any of them? I feel nothing for this cats anymore, I've never cried, or laughed. The only feeling tied to this series was anger, I was angry when Whitestorm died. I was angry when Ashfur snapped. I was furious that Honeyfern dies so soon from a stupid snakebite. I was hateful when Hollyleaf had the nerve to kill Ashfur to keep him quiet, and then decides to tell everyone the truth about her parents herself. How selfish can you be?

I am furious that Erin continues an already watered down series, now throwing in a 'Seekers' series about bears which I can see is going to fall down the path warriors took. Erin makes guides, special editions, manga's that are poorly drawn' and everyone still bows down before these books like they were everything.

StarClan are useless, they act like they know everything and mutter prophecies. And by the time we figure the riddle out, half of the Clan is dead. I just feel that Erin thinks we're stupid on some level, who didn't know Ashfur was the traitor? It takes her 6 books to reveal this, when we knew the truth from the beginning. Waste of trees and time.

I'm sorry for being a jerk, but I realized how shallow this is. Twilight is the worst form of a mary sue and I used to like it, until I found out how it brain washes girls. Stephenie is such a sissy, she hates the idea of fanfics being written about her books.

WHAT? I'd be honored that ANYONE would like my books, let alone take their time to write about it.

Does Erin get a kick out of killing all of her characters? Oh Honeyfern is in love, let's kill her off like I did Silverstream and Feathertail to make everyone depressed. Let's make Hollyleaf go insanse because Ashfur died too early and we need a crazy villian. Weird how the cat who follows the rules snaps and ends up trying to murder Leafpool, too bad it DIDN't happen.
The only cats I think are worth writing about is Willowshine, Lionblaze, and Darkstripe. I could write a whole complaint defending Darkstripe's actions, if everyone could just understand his mind! Sorry, I can't RP b/c I can't log in so I have to be a guest and just post a complaint. *sigh*

[Whiskerwing]

*nods respectilbly* I can understand you, Tiger. I hate Stephenie Meyers just because she's stupid. Did you know that she's already written ANOTHER book called The Host. The summary of the story doesn't even make sense. I guess its about people who can like possess humans or something like that. How stupid!

And I know why Erin kills off all the good pairs in Warriors. Apparently she's never been very good with writing love stuff, I dunno...I think I got that wrong. It's been a while since i read it. And you know what? I hate Seekers!!!! I hate bears!! They are STUPID! It's a stupid series! I can't even get half way through the firs book, techinacally, I can't even get past the third chapter! Seekers is almost as stupid as having BEAVERS for VILLIANS!!!! BEAVERS?? And I totally agree about good cats dieing. I love(yes I still do) Honeyfern and Berrynose. It isn't fair that they had to killer her because of a snake! "Oh, there's a snake in camp? We never had a snake in camp before. What do we do about it?" GOD!!! (God forgive my words) They never had a snake in camp before, so why is there one now!!! Oh and people are asking, "Who's going to be the Third? Is it gonna be Ivykit or Dovekit?" Anyone who reads the summarys at the back of the books would already know that it's Dovekit! It SAYS that Dovekit is suddenly having special abilities. Although I do wonder what its going to be. Jayfeather's power is cool and Lionblaze's is alright. Although, Erin already messed Lionblaze's power up. Remember his first fight with that one WindClan patrol? His ear got cut in a V, just like Tigerstar. HELLO! He's not suppose to get hurt at all because of his ability, THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!

I'm sorry that you are not so into Warriors anymore. I actually only started to read them because it has cats. My favorite animal! It's surprising that I never thought of something like that, that's how much I love them! When I live by myself, I've told myself that I'm going to have four, two she-cats and two toms, and I forbid them to be frickin' neutered!

Sorry about that....I wish there was a way to help you...Oh, I would just like to say that Robert Pattinson looks like he smashed in the face with a truck! He is not hot, or cute, or handsome. In both roles I've seen him in, Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter 4, and now as stupid Edward Cullen, he is suppose to be so super duper uper hot, handsome, whatever! HE'S NOT HANDSOME AT ALL! And I heard he's actually suppose to be fattish, and he wears fake abs for his movies. I don't know if I believe that or not though, just thought it was kinda funny.

i think I'm done ranting now.

[GothicKitten]

THANK YOU!~~~~~~~~!!!!!

Robert is kinda ugly, XD I hated the movie, and if you go to www.youtube.com/user/shmeiliarockie she does an awesome job on showing how bad twilight is intelligently. I watched them all they were so good.

And I'm not saying I'm done RPing or making warrior's videos. I like our cats, I like our work, sometimes I realize I'm too cheesey and make plots unfold too fast. I'm done with Erin's style of writing the books. If I was them I'd make the story end, and try to be satisfying.

The only book I've EVER had a tear for, or laughed during class, was Dewey. It was based on a true story about a cat, and one of the saddest, greatest books I've taken pleasure in reading. A book that makes me cry is rare, but I can sympathize with the author. I've had a cat die. This cat was a great cat and I wished I could have met him. He was put in a library book deposit slot in the middle of the coldest winter ever, frozen and near death. But the librarian revived him and he became a mascot at the library pretty much, he loved children and loved on everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jGpvvLmwbs

But as for warriors, none of my friends have died from snakebites, getting hit by a car, starvation, or from war. So I can't sympathize.

Also, remember in the first series when StarClan was seen as mysterious and powerful? You actually met them once, in the sixth book. Now you see them ALL THE TIME and they aren't that mysterious, or powerful. Just bored dead spirits that have nothing else better to do than order living cats around. Seriously!

I began reading them in 7th grade, so I've read them a long time. I just don't have a love for them anymore, and it's not against cats. I love cats, just not the warriors' I see today.

[Whiskerwing]

I read a book called Runt. It's about a 'runt' wolf pup. You should try that one. See if your library or something has it. It's VERY short. I read it in a day. I hardly cry for anything, so, yeah, I guess I'm heartless. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not heartless. I have a HUUUUGE heart, at least when it comes to animals....

[xxxgothickittenxxx]

Also I want you to read this and tell me with a straight face Ashfur sucks. Tell me if he is the same cat everyone calls assfur just because he tried to kill Leafpools pathetic rats she calls kits!

Casting a mischievous glance at Ashfur, who was gathering moss from another tree nearby, she hooked up her ball with the claw of one paw and hurled it at him. It landed accurately in the middle of his back and disintegrated, covering his pelt with scraps of moss.
Ashfur spun around to the face her. "Hey!"
His eyes gleaming with laughter, the gray warrior scooped up his own moss and flung it at Squirrelflight. She dodged behind the tree to avoid it, and crashed into Brambleclaw.
"What's going on?" the tabby demanded. "What are you doing?"
"Collecting moss for the elders' bedding," Squirrelflight replied.
Ashfur hurtled around the tree with more moss in his jaws and skidded to a half when he saw Brambleclaw.
"Collecting bedding? So I see." Brambleclaw used his tail to flick a scrap of moss from Ashfur's shoulder. "Carrying it back on your pelt, are you?"
Ashfur put the moss down. "We were only having a bit of fun."
"Fun?" Brambleclaw snapped. "Wasting time is what I'd call it."

Brambleclaw is a Bas#ard with a capital B. And Squirrelflight falls in love with the traitor who is trained by his father who wanted him dead, who slaughtered Ashfur's mom, who tried to wipe out ThunderClan. Who cares who's father he is? He's a MURDERER.

Oh, and it gets better.

Squirrelflight sprang again, claws stretched towards the russet fur. As the fox rounded on her, she glimpsed Ashfur trying to drag himself away with blood pouring from his neck. While her attention was distracted, the fox snapped at her, and this time its teeth met in her shoulder. Squirrelflight yowled with pain and tore at the fox's muzzle with her claws. She heard Ashfur's voice calling weakly, "Squirrelflight, run!" But the fox wouldn't let go.

Suddenly a striped face loomed in front of her. Squirrelflight backed up against a clump of brambles, hissing as she lashed out with both front paws. The badger's rank scent stung in her throat. "Get out, or I'll claw your fur off!" she rasped.
Then she felt herself shouldered aside, stumbling to keep her balance as a streak of gray fur flashed past her. Ashfur had thrown himself between her and the badger.
"I can take care of myself!" she hissed.

Squirrelflight is so full of herself that she can't thank Ashfur for risking his life for her, an ungrateful piece of foxdung if I ever seen one! Oh boo hoo, I can take care of myself. Yeah right, stuck up bi^ch! (I am so angry at Ashfur haters right now, they love Brambleclaw for no reason. and they hate Ashfur just because he sinks a bit low and tries to kill kits. Personally I wouldn't shed a tear, I almost wish Erin would have them die to crush everyone's heart and make them cry their eyes out! Mwahahahaha!

Oh I said that? ;D I'm a bad influence aren't I?

[Whiskerwing]

I don't think Ashfur sucks at all.I'm so happy because I heard Brambleclaw isn't going to become the leader when Firestar dies, I really hope that's true. I just had a crazy idea though. If Brambleclaw does become leader, wouldn't Tigerstar come back and like menipulate him into doing what he said? Or maybe Brambleclaw would just become more like Tigerstar once he had the position! *gasp!* Then what would those Bramble lovers do! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!! But, how exactly is Brambleclaw a murderer? He isn't the one that killed all those cats.